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Fudge
words in Śaṅkara’s Advaita Vedanta Finn’s Charvaka manual for
Navigating Śaṅkara’s Nondual
Nonsense Śaṅkara’s Advaita Vedānta is often hailed as the pinnacle of
philosophical clarity—“the purest nondualism,” “the
highest truth,” “the razor of reason.” But Śaṅkara’s system, when examined carefully, is
a cathedral built on fudge words: undefined terms, convenient
metaphors, apophatic placeholders, and metaphysical smoke and mirror
machines. This
manual provides a catalogue of the principal offenders and diagnostic
strategies for identifying them. 1. “Brahman” The Original Infinite
Fudge Blob Brahman
is: ·
nirguṇa (without
quality) ·
nirviśeṣa (without
distinction) ·
avāṅmanasagocara (beyond
mind and speech) ·
akartā
(non-agent) ·
asanga
(non-relational) ·
one-without-a-second ·
pure consciousness ·
pure being ·
pure bliss ·
yet somehow the ground of the world that is not
real This is
the metaphysical equivalent of: “The
ultimate is something about which nothing can be said.” The word
functions by negation—it is defined by what it is not (hence apophatic). Diagnostic
rule: 2. “Māyā” The Mother of All
Metaphysical Excuses When
Advaita is confronted with any problem—cosmological, logical, or
empirical—Śaṅkara deploys māyā. Māyā explains: ·
why the world appears though not real ·
why plurality seems to exist ·
why ignorance manifests ·
how the changeless appears to change ·
how the unmanifest manifests ·
how the world exists “neither real nor unreal” ·
how bondage appears without affecting the self It is the
theological duct tape of Advaita. Translation: 3. “Avidyā” Ignorance as Ontological
Filler Why do we
misperceive Brahman? Why do we
experience the world? Why do we
think we are individuals? Why is
there duality? Does Śaṅkara define avidyā?
No. Avidyā is a metaphysical fog that
appears only to vanish when examined. Warning
sign: 4. “Adhyāsa” Superimposition as a
High-Class Handwave Śaṅkara begins with the statement
that all bondage is due to adhyāsa—superimposition
of the non-self on the self. But
“superimposition” is never rigorously defined. ·
perceptual error ·
cognitive error ·
ontological error ·
experiential confusion Śaṅkara’s own
definition amounts to: “Taking
one thing to be another.” This is a
description of error, not an explanation of how error is
possible in a nondual, actionless, distinction-less Brahman. In
Advaita: “Adhyāsa
happens.” This is
philosophy by recursion. 5. “Atman = Brahman” The Great Identity Fudge The mahāvākya “tat tvam asi” is treated as a mathematical truth. ·
abstraction ·
negation ·
selective interpretation ·
intentional conflation ·
removal of all attributes It is
ontological alchemy: Strip the
self of all qualities. This is
identity by erasure. 6. “Upādhi” The Limiting Condition
That Explains the Unexplainable Upādhi is the Advaitin’s
favourite escape hatch. How does
the infinite appear finite? Why does
the changeless appear as changing? How does
Brahman appear as jīva? What is
an upādhi? What is a
limiting adjunct? This is
metaphysical circularity at its most elegant. 7. “Anirvacanīya” The Word That Means “We
Cannot Say What This Means” This is
the king of fudge words. It means: ·
“indescribable,” ·
“not real,” ·
“not unreal,” ·
“not both,” ·
“not neither.” In other
words: “Conceptually
untouchable, but necessary for our system.” Anirvacanīya is the Advaita version of
quantum mechanics’ “wavefunction”: 8. “Sat-Cit-Ānanda” The Triple-Word Gloss That Explains Everything
and Nothing Brahman
is: ·
sat (being) ·
cit
(consciousness) ·
ānanda (bliss) But: ·
Being is undefined. ·
Consciousness is undefined. ·
Bliss is smuggled in as metaphysical well-being. Śaṅkara treats these words as
intuitive givens, but they are the most undefined terms in Indian
philosophy. Sat-cit-ānanda is a poetic
incantation, not an ontology. 9. “Neti-Neti” The Theological Fog Machine The via negativa (“not this, not this”) conveniently removes all
features that could lead to contradiction. Anything
that threatens coherence is denied. Diagnostic
rule: 10. “Mukti” (Liberation) Freedom Without a Mechanism Advaita
promises liberation through knowledge. ·
cessation of ignorance ·
recognition of identity with Brahman ·
dissolution of individuality ·
release from karma ·
end of rebirth ·
“abiding as Brahman” How does
knowledge accomplish metaphysical transformation? Mukti is
a doctrinal endpoint, not a mechanism. HOW TO SPOT A FUDGE WORD IN ADVAITA The Charvaka Druid’s Three Śaṅkara
Questions: 1. Is the
term defined only negatively? 2. Does it
resolve contradictions or simply hide them? 3. Does
invoking the term answer a question or silence it? If the
answer is #3, you are in the presence of classical Advaita metaphysics. Final druidic verdict Śaṅkara, the hereditary high-caste
Brahmin priest, is a brilliant synthesiser, a profound logician, a master
rhetorician and a throwback to the Vedas. ·
undefined primitives ·
apophatic placeholders ·
dodgy
means of knowledge (pramanas) ·
semantic fog ·
metaphysical tautologies Advaita’s
genius is its ability to use language to transcend language—while quietly
depending on language’s most elastic terms. As the
druid notes: “If a
word explains everything, it explains nothing. Śaṅkara perfected the art of
metaphysical enchantment. And that
is why Advaita endures. Fudge words used
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