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Schrödinger’s Mouse
Once upon
a time, the universe was just random stuff going everywhere @c for no
particular reason. Then it confined itself within boundaries, walls. Every boundary
— atom, molecule, cell, skeleton, job, mortgage, childhood, language, and
Wi-Fi password — forced that randomness to behave itself. The result was not
peace and harmony but very complex standing waves: probability with a dress
code and cosmetics. Electrons
learned to orbit. Molecules learned to wiggle. Cells learned to panic. Humans
learned to have opinions. By the time raw momentum has passed through enough (rules/constraints) cages, it
emerges as a real person with a name. Susan is
not a soul. Susan is what happens when probability survives Susan’s parents,
Susan’s school, Susan’s culture, Susan’s nervous system, and Susan’s coffee
intake. Same for Henry, Abigail, Sam, June, and Donald. Different walls,
different wobbles, different waves. Each
person is therefore a longer-lived wave interference pattern that computes
it’s in charge. The thin
bit of the wave is the universe before it met both natural and artificial,
meaning human bureaucracy/rules. The thick, messy bit near the name is what
happens after the universe fills out enough forms. In short: A human
is not a thing. Or, in
plain English: You are a complex wave. Or, You are what random energy looks like after it’s
been trapped in a mammal and given a name. Schrödinger
would approve. Or at least nod quietly while his wavefunction collapses into
laughter. Schrödinger
trapped a cat in a box. From Quantum Confinement to Human Waveforms |